Guest: This wall is so thin that you can almost see through it.”
Manger: “That’s the window you’re looking at.”
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Customer: “I want fish, How much time you think it will take?”
Waiter: “Just an hour and a half, Sir!”
Customer: “Why that long?”
Waiter: “We shall just send our man to street pond for catching one.”
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Irate Guest: “Look here, the rain is simply pouring on the roof of my bed-room.”
Hotel Manager: “Absolutely according to our prospectus, Sir. Running water in every room.”
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In darkness, the waiter kissed one of the customers.
Customer: “What’s this nonsense?”
Waiter: “I ‘m awfully sorry, Sir, I thought it was your wife.”
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The customer who was having a look at menu of one of the popular city restaurants, enquired: “What’s the difference between the yellow plate special and the white special?”
 “The white-plate special is one dollar extra”, explained the waiter.
“Is the food any better?”
“No, but we wash these plates,”
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Manager, dictating letter to an iron and steel company: “From the comparative size of your coal shipment and your bill. I should say you got them mixed. You should have sent the iron by mail and bill by truck.”
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Barber: “I do not remember your face. 
Are you my regular customer?”
Customer: “Yes, regular! come only when the face gets cured after its last operation.”
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Customer: “I want a pencil, Please!”
Salesman: “Soft or hard?”
Customer: “Oh, soft one. I have got to write to my girl-friend.”
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A villager who had newly come to “Geneva was passing through Bicycles shops at Kalbadevi. He entered into one of the shops and asked for the prices of popular,” Hercules Cycle.”
Salesman: $785, Sir, local taxes extra!”
Villager: “Why so much for one bicycle?
“You could buy a cow for $780?”
Salesman: “That’s right, but you’d look a fool riding on a cow.’
Villager: “I’d look a bigger fool, trying to milk a Bicycle.”
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