“I hear you have a little sister.”
“Yes,” answered the small boy.
“Do you like her.”
“I wish it was a boy, because then I could play marbles, base-ball and other games with her.”
“Then, Why don’t you exchange her for a brother?”
“Can’t, “was the answer, “It’s too late now. We’ve used her four days already.”
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Samuel: “Did you hear I just bought a new car?”
Phillip: “What kind of Car?”
Samuel: “ I  don’t remember, but I know it starts with Z.
Phillip: “Don’t kid me, no car starts with Z. Every car starts with petrol only.”
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“How did you make fortune?”
“I became the partner of a rich man.
  He’d the money and I’d the experience.”
“How did that help?”
“Now he has the experience and I the money.”
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