Layer: “Now, would you please tell the Jury the truth-Why did you shoot you husband with a bow and arrow?”
Defendant: “I didn’t want to wake the children,”
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Judge: “You had fastened this man’s watch to his pocket with a safety device. How on earth did you manage to remove it?”
Hesitatingly, the prisoner said reluctantly: “well, you honour, I usually get five pounds for three lessons?”
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