Patient: “Do you have vitamins A B C D E F G H I J K and L tablets?”
Doctor: “Nonsense! If I ‘d all these- I ‘d better taken myself.”
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A school child’s left arm was badly injured and he went to a doctor and asked him to bandage the right arm! 
Why?”
School boy: “You don’t know school children. They will attack the bandage arm.”
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“Doctor I still can’t see.” Said the little blind girl after the operation.
“April Fool!”
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“Doctor: “How do you know your mother is dead?”
Boy: “She doesn’t move when I kick her.”
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Patient: “How much for eyes operation?”
Doctor: $100 in advance.”
Patient: “Why in advance?”
Doctor: “Because I am going to operate you-I may not succeed.”
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Nurse: “Congratulations, Mr. Phillips, you have just become the father of twins.”
Mr. Phillips: “Oh, that‘s wonderful, Now, nurse, you have to promise not to tell my wife. I want to surprise her!”
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