Teacher: “Why are you late today?”
Student: “My sister had a baby this morning?”
Teacher: “And are you an uncle or aunt?”
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The lady teacher asked the children of fourth standard class to draw pictures of what they would like to be when they reached the stage of adulthood.
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One child drew a picture of a pilot, Another one sketched himself as a policeman. Yet another tried to show himself to be a magician. One girl turned herself in the picture as a typist. Finally, the teacher reached to Archana who had left her drawing blank.
“What’s the matter with you?” asked the teacher.
“Nothing madam,” Came the prompt reply.
“Why have not you then sketched yourself?” asked the teacher.
“I want to be married, “said Archana, “but I don’t know how to draw it.
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Teacher: “Two and two?”
Student: “Eighteen.”
Teacher: “Think again and tell.”
Student: “Fifty-two.”
Teacher: “It’s still wrong. Try again.”
Student: “I got it, it’s forty-five.”
Teacher: “Nonsense. You are just guessing wildly. If you must guess, why not guess a small number-four, for instance.”
Student: “Ah, but it couldn’t be four, Sir.”
Teacher: “Why Not?”
Student: “because one and three are four already!”
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This third standard boy says:
“My madam is very nice.
I always take her good advice;
She’s just a soft as bunny fur-
I think I would like to sleep with her.”
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Mother: “Why so low marks.”
Sonny: “These are the highest among failures.”
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