The girl was interested in having an artist husband but her mother always insisted for as soldier husband. At last one day she asked her mother why she was interested in choosing a soldier husband for her.
“You see,” said mother, “A soldier husband has some decided advantages of early education and discipline over the civilian. A solder can make beds, sew, cook, and what’s more, he is already accustomed to take and obey orders.”
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Once, a Pakistani actress sent this letter to a clothing store in Lahore: “Please cancel my oder for the dress you were supposed to deliver. My delivery was faster than yours!”
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Film star: “If you send a good reporter, I’ll give you full story of the murder.”
Editor: When did the murder take place?”
Film Star: “Next Friday. You can be the witness to the whole tragedy.”
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Producer: “Did you fire at that new beautiful extra girls!”
Art Director: “Yes, I did!”
Producer: “She made a mistake in division!”
Producer: “What was the mistake?”
Art Director: “She had divided her kisses between me and the camera man!”
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Actress: “Darling we’ll have to postpone our marriage for a short while.”
Actor: But Why? Don’t you love me.”
Actress: “Certainly I do, darling .But I just married another man.”
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Actor Misch Aure admitted it in a moment of weakness: “ When I was three years old, my parent’s ran away from my house.”
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